bro if you follow me i follow you
Dude shut the hell up. What does someone following you on here even matter? It does nothing for you. Build your real-life portfolio and career, and find some fulfillment in that/friends, relationships and hobbies, goals, n shit. Rather than being a sewer rat begging for attention on the internet. So you're gonna follow someone on here and they'll follow you. Then what? You're gonna hold hands and skip and prance thru a field of daisies? No, you're gonna look at that meaningless number day in and day out and think it's worth something and take it as a victory so you don't have to do anything of real worth or that would earn you praise and actually be worthy of taking pride in yourself or things you've done or made. Get a grip on reality. Wake up dude. Get off the internet if this is why you're here. Jesus Christ on a tricycle, man. Get a girlfriend maybe. Marry her, have kids, brag to your family, your friends, your workmates about how amazing your kids are. Make sweet love with your wife every night. Cook together, experience life together. Travel. Like shit dude. I guess having a few likes and followers on some vague, obscure gaming/social site matters more than that. What do I know, anyways, right? I'm just some guy on the internet, definitely never won any sports competitions, or had girlfriends or been laid, definitely have no real friends, I'm for sure living out of a box like Squidward, but got my hands on someone's phone so I could make this very specific post. I got nothing to live for, never done anything important or had an influence on anybody. So what I do know, really?